<       > Roommate Dick / Roommate Dick Apologizes Dear Roommate, Part of me wants you to get hit by a bus, and the other part of me just wants to get you a book on proper grammar. --Your Roommate * Dear Former Rommate, All good things come to an end. You discovered the source of the "ass smell." I don't know if it was confusion or confrontation, but when you asked if I had an idea of what caused that odor, I bit my lip hard enough to bleed. Sincerely, Dick