Roommate Dick / Roommate Dick Apologizes
Part of me wants you to get hit by a bus, and the other part of me just wants to get you a book on proper grammar.
Dear Former Rommate,
All good things come to an end. You discovered the source of the "ass smell." I don't know if it was confusion or confrontation, but when you asked if I had an idea of what caused that odor, I bit my lip hard enough to bleed.